I thought I wouldn't bother with the third Star Wars movie. I really
did. Well no, not really; it took me exactly five minutes to snap out
of it and stop lying to myself: I was going to watch the movie in the
theater even though I
knew it's going to suck, much like
Matrix Revolutions or
Terminator 3.
I can't help myself. It retrospect it amuses me that I'm willing to
spend money on a purely mainstream product I know there's no chance
I'll enjoy, but then - it's Star Wars, if I didn't go I'd feel left
out...
Anyway, bottom line - I did go and did see it in the theaters. And it did not
suck. Not even remotely as much as I feared it would. Now admittedly
I've read the various "it doesn't suck" quotes on the 'net, but being
my usual sceptic self I had to see for myself. I wouldn't call it
terrific, though; it has two major problems without which it would
probably have been the best in the series: crappy dialogues that seem to have been written by a 6-year old (particularly the various Padme vs Anakin scenes), and Hayden Christensen. Not even Ewan McGregor, whom I hold in very high regard since Big Fish,
was able to keep me from noticing how poorly the dialogue is written,
and not even the really terrific action scenes and utterly astounding
visuals could keep the grimace off my face whenever Anakin came
on-screen. Add to that an anti-climaxic Darth Vader experience and what
you have is a pretty decent movie that could've been the biggest thing
since, well, Lord of the Rings. A crying shame.
I had a completely opposite experience with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
I was never a big fan of the series (yes, I read all of them) and had
very low expectations. When the trailer came out I was plesently
surprised to find that I thoroughly enjoyed it and laughed quite a bit,
so it was with mixed feelings that I went to see it in the theater.
Suffice to say that when the lights came on for the half-time break I
was quite surprised: 45 minutes had gone by, and I didn't even notice.
This movie is funny as hell! It's well-written, well-acted and
even well-designed (visually); there are a lot of subtle jokes (as
opposed to the incoherent in-jokes I originally expected) and this just
made everything even better. I'm also very happy that the authors of
this movie didn't give in to the fanboys, which means the authors did
have some artistic license - I actually prefer the movie to the book
this way. So in summary: this movie rocks. Watch it.
I had reasonably high expectations for Sin City:
I like dark films and the trailer seemed very nifty. I had no idea what
the movie was about though (never read the comic, nor could be bothered
with previews) so I had no idea what I was getting into when I went to
watch it. All in all I dub this film "high quality garbage." The
production values are as high as it gets, but it doesn't stop the movie
from being generic comic-based film-noir. The plot lines are overly
simplistic and what the movie lacks in story-line it makes up for in
insane amounts of gratuituous violence. When I made this argument a
friend of mine challenged it, saying that I enjoyed Kill Bill
immensely despite the level of violence which was at least as high; now
don't get me wrong - I'm not squeamish and enjoy a good violence scene
at least as much as the next guy, but the difference is that where
violence in Kill Bill is intentionally portrayed as ludicrous and works
to advance a simplistic plot (not to mention homage to '70s Hong Kong
action flics), the violence in Sin City is not portrayed as ludicrous
at all and works mostly to take the place of a nonexistant plot. It may
work in the context of a comic, but I've never been a comic fan, so for
me it merely detracts from a quality production. That said, the acting
is top notch and the graphic design is absolutely beautiful, but as a
whole Sin City is one movie I'm probably not going to watch again.
Finally I have a recommendation to make: grab Oldboy
from the nearest Blockbuster and watch it. It's a Korean movie and I'm
not sure how to best define it, but it's combination violent,
disturbing and thought-provoking, with incredible acting, visual design
and music to boot. Heartily recommended. Also, if you get the time,
check out Kung Fu Hustle - I think it's in the theaters (in Israel) right now, or will be soon.